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Jumat, 13 Januari 2012

TEKA-TEKI HUMOR

TANYA : KERA apa yang berbahaya.....?
JAWAB : KERAcunan


TANYA : KUTU apa yang paling ditakuti oleh manusia....?
JAWAB : KUTUkan


TANYA : MONYET, MONYET apa yang bisa nanya harga....?
JAWAB : MONYETak foto berapa mas


TANYA : LEMARI apa yang bisa masuk kantong....?
JAWAB : LEMARIbuan


TANYA : SAPI apa yang larinya kenceng....?
JAWAB : SAPIda motor


TANYA : JUS apa yang apa yang item....?
JAWAB : JUStru itu gw mau nanya


TANYA : BIS apa yang menyesatkan.....?
JAWAB : BISikan syetan


TANYA : BULU apa yang bisa nge-gosip.....?
JAWAB : BU LUrah


TANYA : ANAK-ANAK apa yang keren....?
JAWAB : ANAK-ANAK bilang sich gw


TANYA : KOIN apa yang bisa bikin orang marah.....?
JAWAB : KOINjak kaki orang


TANYA : SENTER.....SENTER apa yang suka ngasihin kado....?
JAWAB : SENTERklas


TANYA : SUP.....SUP apa yang bisa ngeluarin suara....?
JAWAB : SUPeaker komputer


TANYA : BENDA.....BENDA apa yang pertumbuhanya dari besar jadi kecil.....?
JAWAB : PENSIL


TANYA : TIANG apa yang panas....?
JAWAB : TIANG hari


TANYA : GOA apa yang paling nyenengin...?
JAWAB : GOA sich asik-asik aja


TANYA : TIANG apa yang bikin seger....?
JAWAB : TIANG-TIANG minum es


TANYA : KEBO apa yang bikin kita lelah....?
JAWAB : KEBOgor jalan kaki


TANYA : BINATANG apa yang cuman satu huruf....?
JAWAB : I kan dan G ajah


TANYA : BINATANG apa yang cuamn dua huruf......?
JAWAB : U dan G


TANYA : KOPI apa yang g bisa di minum....?
JAWAB : KOPIah pa haji


TANYA : DI belakang API di tengah AIR, ada apa.....?
JAWAB : HURUF "I"
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Senin, 09 Januari 2012

VIdeo-VIDEO BRUNO MARS



NIH LIRIKNYA YANG MW TAU :

Oh her eyes her eyes
make the stars look like they’re not shinin
Her hair her hair
falls perfectly without her tryin
Shes so beautiful
And i tell her everyday
Yeah, I know I know
when i compliment her she wont believe me
And its so its so
sad to think that she don’t see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay, I say
When I see your face
theres not a thing that I would change
Cuz ur amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cuz girl ur amazing
Just the way you are
Her lips her lips
I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh her laugh
She hates but I think its so sexy
Shes so beautiful
And I tell her everyday
Oh you know you know you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect’s what your searching for
then just stay the same
So don’t even bother asking if you look ok
You know I’ll say
When I see your face
Theres not a thing that I would change
Cuz ur amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cuz girl ur amazing
Just the way you are
The way you are
The way you are
Girl your amazing
Just the way you are
When I see your face
Theres not a thing that I would change
Cuz ur amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cuz girl ur amazing
Just the way you are
Yeaah







NIH LIRIKINYA :

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
I’m gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t
I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
‘Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it ’cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you’ll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it ’cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair
‘Cause I ain’t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all








NIH LIRIKNYA :

I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeaaah
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
Travie McCoy
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh!t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It’s been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the ho-ho
Get it, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music
Bruno Mars
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)
Travie McCoy
I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Senator … his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenty’s …completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatever left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me
Would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing
Bruno Mars
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh I swear
The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire
(oooh ooh sing it) when I’m a Billionaire
(oooh ooooh)
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad







NIH LIRIKNYA :


Easy come, easy go
That’s just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss, Had your eyes wide open -
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked, Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won’t do the same
No, no, no, no
Black, black, black and blue beat me till I’m numb Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you’re from
Mad woman, bad woman,
That’s just what you are, yeah,
You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car
Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won’t do the same
If my body was on fire, ooh You’ d watch me burn down in flames You said you loved me you’re a liar Cause you never, ever, ever did baby…
But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I’d do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won’t do the same.
No, you won’t do the same,
You wouldn’t do the same,
Ooh, you’ll never do the same,
No, no, no, no

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